Jason Claeson

An absolute dad

Hey do you know jason Claeson
Yea he’s a dad

by Imggay August 26, 2019

Jason Bourne

A spontaneous response that is yelled out after hearing the words "Jesus Christ".

First said by Craig Jeffers in the 2016 American film Jason Bourne.

"Jesus Christ"
"It's Jason Bourne!"

by Buel September 16, 2017

Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard

Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.

by SmtGirl January 3, 2017

Jason Scambillis

A person who spends so little effort on what they are told to do and instead does what they want like create Ghost arrows for an annoying game that nobody plays and thinks that they can make that into a career.

Person 1: Hi I am Jason Scambillis
Person 2: *Smells the stink*
Person 1: *Friday Nighgt Funkin Noises*
Person 2: Please let me die

by Ben_Annoyance April 18, 2022

halluci-jason

a hallucination of Jason Vorhees, as seen in the Friday the 13th films
created by James A. Janisse of Dead Meat

"His halluci-jasons are getting so bad, dude can't even take a minute to admire himself in the mirror." (Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) KILL COUNT: RECOUNT, Dead Meat)

by dr4g0ng1rl September 19, 2021

jason+cole

A beautiful experience felt like no other. The bond between a Jason and Cole is unbreakable,never get in-between it or YOU WILL regret it! The cycle is only complete is when the Jason proposes to Cole high and then Cole does the same equally as high.

You 2 are such a Jason+Cole

by Jason and Cole October 15, 2019

kawasaki jason

A kawasaki Jason can be defined as being on your atv while jerking yourself off via reach around.

A Kawasaki Jason can be defined as Caught my homie Jason in the woods on his quad performing a Kawasiki Jason.

by Brianprimosch October 17, 2020