jacob glover

A bitch ass nigga who doesnt do shit but stays in the house an beats off to girls toes, likes allot of fat females and never lives up to what he says

You see that jacob glover over there
Yea he is a faggot

by Jacob glover May 15, 2016

jacob marquez

Sweet loving guy, loves to have fun, and never turns down an offer.

Good boyfriend. A Jacob Marquez is someone you can trust, good at solving emotional problems. Can treat a lady with respect and is often romantic. A Jacob marquez is into sports or reading.

"Hey is that Jacob marquez on the tv"

by Popman060703 January 4, 2017

Jacob Stripling

Promising to update the office with a word of the day (aka WOTD) but failing miserably. This word is to keep the office entertained and keep them from killing themselves.

Again this week, he jacob stripling ed... I'm not mad, but i am extremely disappointed...

by jlandrum February 3, 2017

Jacob Kaplan

Is someone ok at sports. can cook ok. Is a leader.

Jacob Kaplan is a name!

by Qaplan February 6, 2017

Jacob Ridley

Jacob ridley is a sneaky man that lingers in the shadow of the gay clubs. He has an exteremly deep throat and can take on any cock in the world. He is also played a very important role in the political party UKIP and worked to eradicate the Asians from the UK.

ah its jacob ridley the racist cockgobbler

by yikerssss June 8, 2023

Jacob Wise

A very VERY British Man, who loves extra sweet tea.

Jacob Wise: B'rish Bruv, I luv sweet teh

by Cuttlefish 15 April 4, 2023

Jacob Kielty

Jacob Kielty is a boxer and an absolute legend he is a great friend and will look out for you if you give him hype he will go beyond his limits and become a god

Hide your girlfriends Jacob Kielty is here his game is on another level!

by ANDwhat?! April 16, 2023