Junket pump

Junket pump; an erect penis that is ready to unload the good stuff.

hey baby, you ready for a good hosing cause my junket pump is loaded and about to unleash. Where do ya want it?

by shane-0 August 16, 2008

jankies

something that is fucked up.

like if your bro gets his dick shot off and a dog starts eating it, youd call it a jankies situation.

by adam the masta p playa March 9, 2003

jungle junkies

came from the origin jungle.also known as a group of assholes who say their in a gang.

"yo what up my jungle junkie"

by angelena February 20, 2005

jankie

The act of sticking your fingers in a clothed man's butthole for their punishment for an unjust act. It can also be for the enjoyment of the other's pain.

"Wow, James is so fat."

"Ya let's jankie him for fun"

by Jeff Dunturkey August 18, 2011

Junker

Nice way of calling someone a loser

“You’re such a junker!”

by Urban ish junker ish I’m amazi January 13, 2018

Assfault Junkies

A Cincinnati based sport bike motorcycle club. Colors are black and yellow with a nuclear reactor symbol the icon.

The Assfault Junkies are fucking crazy fast!

by KneeDownInCinci June 5, 2010

junkitarian

Someone who is technically a vegetarian in that they abstain from meat, but who negates all the potential health benefits by eating mostly junk food. Many teenagers fall into this category. It makes being a "vegetarian" really easy, since you still get to eat crap all the time, and still get the cool hippie status that comes with vegetarianism.

"Hey, I've become a vegetarian, and I LOVE IT! I never thought it would be so easy!"

"Wow, I could never live on whole wheat bread, cabbage soup and beans."

"No, it's easy-potato chips and twinkies have no meat in them!"

"Dude, you're just another junkitarian."

by spinningtabletop January 30, 2009