Classic Eva

The opposite of a classic Luciano, when a Luciano does said classic Luciano and Luciano forces his sister, probably called Eva, to clean it up with her mouth and pussy.

Eva probs: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkklklklkkkkjkjkhjk i just did a classic Eva its the 5th time this week and its only a Tuesday my pussy is drenched of KFC

by heavygrape August 05, 2022

pull a classic Vasily

To bail out on a plan at the last minute.

We made plans to go swimming but he pull a classic Vasily!

by Ronyn900 August 09, 2022

classic female experience

never being able to cum

"joel was talking to his wife (female) (thai) about her classic female experience when he had an idea about fixing it. His wife (female) (thai) knew nothing could be done about his erectile dysfunction"

by number1joelhater July 19, 2024

Chi classic

Pussying out of any act, even when you are being peer pressured into it.

Did you see Ben pull the Chi classic when he was asked to a 4 way gang bang between homies

by Thetigerrhino December 16, 2020

Classic Downie

A Classic Downie is someone who acts retarded. It can also be used for a single event

A: *screeching because of a minor inconvenience, like the lights going out*

B: That was a classic downie move

by Beatlhoven August 01, 2020

Now that’s a classic Rob quote

A outright offensive quote usaully aimed at other races or those with disabilities.

“I don’t f*** reta***!”
‘Everyone’ “Now that’s a classic Rob quote”

by Gamerguy977278 December 07, 2018

Heritage Classic Drunk

1) A state of being/mind involved when attending the 2011 Heritage Classic, (a premier outdoor NHL hockey event) but may transcend into all social events.

2) The pinnacle of inebriation.

I've never seen a guy eat a paper plate before. He was Heritage Classic drunk.

by Jon Guitar February 20, 2011