cabbage fanny

When a girl has a vagina that looks like a donor kebab

“Man I couldn’t have sex with her, she had a cabbage fanny!”

by Jowney February 25, 2018

Like a Cabbage

Dress warmly in unsuitable weather or in a hot room.

You're dressed like a cabbage, it's hot in here!

by SystemDoesntWork June 04, 2020

Butt Cabbage

Small wads that form at the top of a person's buttcrack. They consist of dried fecal matter, toilet paper, and hair.

Jake flicked a butt cabbage on me last night. I almost barfed.

by A_Pacifist October 12, 2017

fermented cabbage

kimchi

Olga: Fermented cabbage is good for your stomach.
Yumin: And for your skin.
Olga: "FERMENTED CABBAGE DANCE "

by DOBBIEEEEE April 28, 2024

Ryan - Muff Cabbage

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

by idkidc12345 July 11, 2022

blue cabbage

Signal words to be said when parents are around and you do not want them to hear the topic of conversation, signaling to quickly change the topic before they are in earshot.

"Hey bro how are you going to sneak out to the party on friday?"
"Blue cabbage"

by chaav May 22, 2024

Cabbage Pony

That idiot you work with, their only job is to get stuff for you, or just carry things from one place to another mindlessly. That is all they can really do.

Get that Josh Butler to carry that crap, he’s the cabbage pony.

by Meat missile February 22, 2024