Let the brown bear out of the cave.

The act of having a bowel movement. The idea being that the anus is synonymous with a dark cave, and the fecal matter being brown, is synonymous with a bear.

I will be in the bathroom for a while, I need to go let the brown bear out of the cave.

by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011

Devil Woman from the Ice Caves

A female who dumps you but wants you to look like the bad guy. She will normaly play nice in public and be a total bitch in private.

When you were together, she probably made you a vitim of cyber-rape.

When I stoped talking to Becky, she yelled at me saying that it made her look like the Devil Woman from the Ice Caves.

by Mike Ness September 14, 2008

low-rent man cave

The area in your house that your wife allows you to hang out with your friends, listen to music, drink, smoke and generally cut-up and be loud and obnoxious. Usually the garage.

On Saturday nights my buds and I meet over at Walkers low-rent man cave, his converted tool shed, to smoke, drink, laugh and raise hell amongst the lawn mower, weed eater and yard implements. We listen to a football game or find a bluegrass station on his parents 1971 Magnavox AM/FM/Clock Radio using a straightened clothes hanger as an antenna. All of the furniture is from yard sales or picked up off the side of the road.

by bullet88 October 2, 2010

go back to your cave

A nicer way of telling someone ' please calm down before talking to, since you are too excited right now'.

Since in order to rationally solve problems, cooler heads must prevail, both men and women should learn what the phrase to go back to your cave means.

by Sexydimma July 29, 2017

cave pimple

Cave pimple:
Noun
A pimple that forms in your nose, that hurts whenever you smile, or make nose and or mouth movements of any kind.

Friend 1: knock, knock
Friend 2: who's there?

Friend 1: orange

Friend 2: orange who?

Friend 1: orange you glad I didn't make fun of that giant pimple in your nose
Friend 2: hey, that's not funny, it really hurts
Friend 3: yeah, cave pimples are for real bro
pimple

by The Elusive Duck May 9, 2016

cave lion

when a penis is medically considered micro yet there is a large amount of pubic hair on the shaft of the penis, this makes the penis look like it has a mane (lions mane) with the bear head of penis resembling the face of the lion. since the penis is a micro penis it occasionally retracts in to the body thus the "lion" hides in the the "cave" CAVELION

I saw Jim in the locker room, poor guy has a cave lion.

by wizard cow February 8, 2017

Cavernous Caves

A bunch of fucking condos in a cave, that's it. Built in early 2022 by WyldCat415, QUE3RCAT, and FarkTheAlien. You can live there rent-free if you don't pay rent!

"Hello, are you a human being?"
"Yes, wh-"
"THEN CAVERNOUS CAVES IS THE PLACE FOR YOU"

by Yetch_ January 18, 2022