Real testerman hours

When a girl rejects you or when you simp and a girl ignores you, or if you're online gf breaks up with you

"Damn bro my online gf broke up with me after 2 hours"

"Real testerman hours there"

by do it jiggle February 25, 2020

Hour Glass Effect

Where a man goes to put a condom thats too small on and it makes the penis look like an hourglass.

My circulation was cut off because of the hour glass effect.

by Brent H. (Lol Nicole) August 6, 2008

Smart Nigga Hours

The time period between 9 and 11 PM where guys can express and show off their true, deep knowledge of the universe and everything around it, without any judgement from their friends.

Friend 1: Aye, Kev, did you know that water is actually not wet?
Friend 2: Yooo bruh, you right! This some real smart nigga hours right here bro!

by Thejeepnigga November 27, 2017

24 Hour Friend

Someone who is always by your side. A friend who loves you no matter your problems. A friend who would stay on the phone with you at any time of the day. Someone who is dedicated to your friendship and who would do anything to always be friends with you.

See her over there, she is a 24 hour friend.!

by Cjjevans13 March 4, 2019

Real Trebuchet Hours

The hours between 8 and 10:30 every night when you and the boys gather to appreciate your favourite medieval war machines of mass destruction.

Alex ~ Boys do you know what time it is
Aj ~ Its real trebuchet hours

by Lorge Alberto October 22, 2018

grumpy nigga hours

The time between 6 to 8am when sad niggas have to go to work/school.

Oh man I masturbated during sad nigga hours and now I have to deal with grumpy nigga hours.

by doomguy117 October 4, 2017

Sad bread hours

A phrase used to describe a teens emotions when they are feeling down in a comical way about things going on around them.

It’s sad bread hours when my crush doesn’t text me back.

by Chadd the Seagull July 20, 2020