Post-Hooker

A 2K Player that has no life and always post hook. Also know has the gayest person to ever touch 2K21

Playshot: Dude that Elite 2 is post hooking

Paint Beast: Yeah dude I know right

P-Lock: Bro hes so gay

Post-Hooker: YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD LMAO

by backupwaffles April 29, 2021

Hooker Grease

A mixture of tar, gasoline, lube and semen commonly found on prostitutes.

The hooker grease helped the prostitute squeeze her way through the bathroom window whilst running from the cops.

by Hooker4LifeBiotch July 13, 2012

cuddle-hooker

A girl or guy that you have over to your house on multiple occasions to cuddle with you; even though you don't have sex with them, protection may be wise

I have trouble sleeping alone so I called up my cuddle-hooker.

by realrd245 February 3, 2012

Dirty Pirate Hooker

Someone who sleeps around so much that she smells like a pirate.

Krystal wanted to sleep with Stephen but he said she was too much of a dirty pirate hooker.

by Operation Wolf February 29, 2012

hookering

the act of being a hooker

Hookering is the oldest profession in the books.

by bigagr January 11, 2012

hooker's green

The form of payment exchanged for a hooker, money you spend on a hooker; usually one dollar bills.

"I need to find an ATM to get some more hooker's green."

by hookersgreen September 30, 2011

saskatchewan dirty hooker

Is a shot only made at a saskatchewan bar owned by a pedophile

You can only get a saskatchewan dirty hooker at lippies bar

by Emjay_82 October 24, 2023