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Heavy as fuck

A large two wheel death machine commonly referred to as a sled, that moves along earth based substances.
Capable of ejecting its pilot at slow to ‘oh fuck’ speeds.

Carrying more household shit than is usually needed.
A large fuel carrying ability with a small sedan sized motor thumping away between the legs of its pilot.
When dropped or a sticky situation does arise, the pilot is usually heard bleating out ‘fucking thing is heavy as fuck’!
‘The fuck dude that thang looks as heavy as fuck
by anonymous March 14, 2021
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Heavy kid

Jxzt5898 is a heavy kid
Jxzt5898 your a heavy kid you
by Heavy kidd September 29, 2025
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Heavy

The Heavy Weapons Guy, more commonly known as the Heavy, is a towering hulk of a man hailing from the Soviet Union. He is the largest and arguably the most dangerous class in (TF2) Team Fortress 2. Boasting the most default health and devastating firepower from his trusty Minigun, the Heavy is no pushover.
Person 1 - "Hey what class do you use in TF2?"

Person 2 - "You already know Heavy all the way!"
by cook_netherlands June 29, 2022
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Heavy days

When you’re on your rag and it’s the heavy flow days where you always stain your panties.
Hey girl do you have an extra large tampon? I’m in my heavy days.
by Brizna B January 17, 2019
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Heavy Metal Dick

A douche wearing a leather jacket that says the safety is always off on his gun (even though he’s never shot anybody), drives a red corvette that only dicks drive while blasting the same song all the time, and tries to cut in line when you’re trying to buy smokes.
*Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*

Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”

Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”

Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
by Stan A. Veuf April 23, 2025
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heavy metal

music genre that can infuse even the most sad romantic song with anger, making you feel the bitterness behind the soft flowing words, previously too subtle, before this translation, teaching us not to make the mistake of idealising toxic, co-dependant situations, and glorifying drama as passion - "It must have been love", a good example, and what many like to focus on when looking at their relationships.
for the keen introspecter, there will be truth to the words "heavy metal broke my heart".
researcher: what heavy metal would you recommend?
Doug: i think i'm gonna go with osmium.
by wokeup2this July 16, 2022
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Talk Heavy

"Damn, there's Talk Heavy! They're the coolest band in the world!"
by majangabne November 8, 2023
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