A Mona Lisa handshake is when you put your fist in a woman’s asshole and your cock in her vagina, then give yourself a handjob.
by Bryant Bille May 29, 2022
Get the Mona Lisa handshakemug. The fingering of a patients anus to assess for rectal muscle tone in a trauma patient. Often used excessively.
by Bright_Barty May 10, 2022
Get the Denver Health Handshakemug. Did you hear that Ron just got a Back Alley Handshake from Molly just now? Jeez you'd think that he would wait until after his wedding day!
by Jaboy13 July 6, 2016
Get the Back Alley Handshakemug. A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.
Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!
Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.
Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.
by bakja November 16, 2011
Get the Left Handed Handshakemug. by Fuckme456 May 15, 2019
Get the Hot tea handshakemug. A manual anal stimulation technique whereby the gentleman inserts four fingers, pinky at bottom... index on top, into the ladies rectum. The move is fully executed when the thumb has been inserted into the vagina and the man's hand is shook vertically as if introducing himself to the lady. A quick way to remember this technique is "four in the stink, thumb in her pink."
My new neighbor introduced me to his wife so to be polite I gave her a Long Island Handshake.
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Nothing relaxes Suzy more after a long day at the office, than a nice glass of wine and a Long Island Handshake from her boyfriend.
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Nothing relaxes Suzy more after a long day at the office, than a nice glass of wine and a Long Island Handshake from her boyfriend.
by sonny chiba December 26, 2006
Get the Long Island Handshakemug. by Laroonmochyointerinet May 7, 2018
Get the los angeles handshakemug.