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Gregory Preston Muir

RECENT Indie Musician. A bad-tempered and complex character (but not necessarily intelligent). One who has two faces- usually a good and a bad, and many deep-rooted insecurities which he masks through extreme egotism and sometimes even cruelty. Uses illogic, grudges, and drinking as coping mechanisms. Gregory Preston Muir's tend to be quite well-liked until they let themselves slip, ultimately showing the world their true colors. Although usually happy on the outside, Gregory's are a wreck on the inside- usually due to internal battling such as truth and self-hatred. May succeed early in life, but unless a Gregory Preston Muir faces his flaws in order to get over himself, he will eventually meet a slow and unfortunate demise.
Teacher: What is wrong?

Student: That guy is such a Gregory Preston Muir. *sniff*

Teacher: Really? I thought he was supposed to be nice.

Student: Oh, not anymore. He is a BAD, BAD person.

Teacher: I wouldn't have guessed. But I suppose I only see kids in the classroom. He's not exceptionally intelligent, but he does work hard...

Student: True. He surprised me as well.

Teacher: What did he do?

Student: A lot of horrible shit... Including excessive and irresponsible drinking, deceiving girls, hurting people, lying blatantly to family and friends, spreading malicious rumors, and being an overall HORRIBLE jerk. While desperately failing to maintain his image in order to protect his huge, broken ego.

Teacher: Wow, sounds like a dick. Well he's short and ugly, so at least he won't be hurting that many girls in his lifetime.
by aciditybasitidy January 25, 2011
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Green Flag

A Green Flag is the direct opposite of a Red Flag. You know those things we know at the start of a relationship we avoid. Typically Red Flags are not as desirable as Green Flags considering Green Flags are often mature, responsible, honest, virtuous, and socially acceptable. But Green Flags are often not as desirable as Red Flags because they have nothing to fix. People prize generally fucked up people who have mommy and or daddy issues, usually a drug problem, unemployed, or typically someone you wouldn't want to bring home or have a child with.
"Wow, what a catch! he's got a career and his own home. What? He also has a relationship with his family and can keep plants alive. Those are all Green flags. You should let him knock you up."

"Ok, so tell me about her?"
"Well, for starters she doesn't have an Onlyfans."
"Well that's a Green Flag if I've ever seen one."
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Grey water

Richie:aren't u guys coming in?
Eddie: nuh uh it's grey water
Richie:what the hell is grey water!?
Eddie:it's basically piss and shit, so I'm just telling u, you guys are splashing around in millions of gallons of dairy pee
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sam greening

To get to third base or further with an unconsious female
hey i just looked upstairs and some lad is totally sam greening this passed out girl
by loveduv October 23, 2011
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Greit

The superlative form of greatest (i.e. great, greater, greatest, greit). Generally used amongst friends to approve of each other or something someone has done, as one could also use words like 'awesome' or 'cool'. Often interpreted as a simple misspelling, it is not rarely used in a giggly or ironic context.
The word originated on Shiven, a popular server for the game Enemy Territory.
1. Boy #1: I can spin my right arm in clockwise circles, and my right leg in counter-clockwise circles at the same time! Try it out!
Boy #2: Holy buttsex! You're so greit!

2. Teacher: "Little Jimmy, finish this sequence: great, greater ..?
Little Jimmy: greatest, greit.
Teacher: Good job Jimmy, I think it's safe to say you are quite greit yourself!
by sH|Oblivion* August 27, 2010
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Greenlee

A beautiful female, usually high society. Spunky, a true original.
Greenlee is a trust fund baby.
by cherryfairy August 12, 2009
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grey beard

In Information Technology and specifically Computer Science, the term "Grey beard" or "Greybeard" is used as a droll, sarcastic way to describe any person who is older. Typically, a Grey Beard in IT will be very specific about methodology and have well-reasoned arguments about why the methods they are using are superior to current ideas and methods. Many times, they're not wrong!
Computer scientist Douglas Crockford's infamous talk on Quality is deeply insightful; one would expect nothing less from a grey beard.
by MmollzZ February 24, 2017
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