wife fluffer

The girlfriend before the wife / the girlfriend who prepares a guy for the woman he'll marry (who happens to be the next girl he dates)

Alex is marrying that girl he started dating after we broke up - ugh, I really didn't want to be the Wife Fluffer to HER.

by NJmmzmzmz December 20, 2008

Fluff-pudding-and fish sandwich

When a female is discharging from an STD, (preferrably white discharge) a man takes a paper towel or toilet paper roll and inserts it into the vaginal area. The man precedes to defecate in it. After removal of the roll, the waste begins to ooze out. Wash your hands before you eat and enjoy.

I don't care if she's a whore Robbie. She has the best tasting Fluff-pudding-and fish sandwich in the world.

by Douschie October 18, 2006

fluff down

to have sex; fuck or fornicate

Wow look at that chick. I'd love to fluff down with her.

by wordman64 April 22, 2006

Fluff and Bubbles

A nicer way of saying full of crap shit.

He went on to explain himself and all I could relate to is, he is full of fluff and bubbles.

by Faith Beckett May 13, 2018

tree fluffer

one who "fluffs" trees. especially christmas trees.

ashley was a great tree fluffer. and it was pre-lit, which helps!!

by kandaceth December 18, 2008

Mother Fluffer

A child-friendly term used to describe a cat (or really anybody) that is acting out of line.

*cat eats my charger and breaks it*
Me: Kitty, stop being such a mother fluffer!

by FriendsFan723 January 3, 2017

go fluff your puff

gay slang, pre-Stonewall era, meant as a put-down. Meaning there's too much powder make-up on your powder puff, Mary; you need to tone it down. You need to calm down.

Feel better you got that out of your system? Go fluff your puff.

by TheFabulousThomasJ. February 9, 2017