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a floater

The Act of getting an erection while wearing sweatpants in public.
He was standing in the check-out line behind some hot chick when all of the sudden he noticed he had a floater goin' on.
by landshark November 30, 2006
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Float the boat

The annonomous 'Float the Boat', was introduced at Mike Catalano's friendly gathering. After the consumption of sum "15 beers", the inner kane, tkane, white choclate was truly revealed with the chanting of Irish folk, and the ever so famous "float the boat"...we refer this float the boat saying, when someone is completly smashed, hammered, or simply crunk
Yo, who's gonna Float the Boat this weekend?
by garrett goodman April 30, 2005
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root beer float

When a male lies in a bathtub, filled with water, or sometimes soda, and a female sitts on his face, farting, causing the water directly over his face to bubble. Following this, the male turns the female over and jizzes onto her face, giving her a creamy topping.
"Get me six cases of publix soda and meet me in the bathrooms with no cloths on...tonight im giving you a root beer float"
by Rhomby October 12, 2006
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don't flatter yourself

a very annoying catch phrase, normally said by immature freshmen, that is used to down-play the fact that the speaker of the phrase isn't as good at something as they claim they are.

It is also used to annoy the crap out of everyone around them because the speaker could not think of something more intelligent to say.
Suraj: Did you just farticulate?
Mark: oh don't flatter yourself
by Flatterizer October 24, 2012
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Caulk the wagon and float it

to stick your dick in a girl doggy and then pick her ass up and bounce it on you
dont bend your hips, dont ask her to do it; just caulk the wagon and float it.
by Blake the amazin October 3, 2007
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floated

when youre fucked up. i.e. drunk or high to the point where to u can't function
"You had a lot to drink, how are you feeling? "
"dude I'm so floated"
by wondla May 25, 2016
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floating 69

When two people skydive from a high altitude and 69 each other while falling to the Earth.
Taylor and Paige performed floating 69 on each other to spice up their relationship.
by Doyouevenvapebrah? April 27, 2017
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