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Bed flirting

If your bed looks at you for too long and you look back at it.
I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.

Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.
by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025
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Bed flirting

If your bed looks at you for too long and you look back at it.
I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.

Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.
by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025
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Get your flirt on!

A phrase said to someone who is engaging in the process of flirtation.
Boy 1: Yeah you look good today
Girl 1: Thanks.

Boy 2L Get your flirt on!
by S-Fresh April 12, 2011
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long-term flirting

Flirting with someone over a very very long period of time.
Deleting someone on Facebook for months and then finally unblocking them. Becoming friends. Followed by sex.

Long-term flirting YAYA
by JohnoTheKb June 2, 2012
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hurtin for a flirtin

When you've had a major lack of action for a while and are needing that sexual attention.
Damn I haven't been laid in a while... I'm hurtin for a flirtin.
by kohlendorf May 7, 2016
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40 year old man flirting her

When a non-adult male ( between the age of 12 to 18) is flirting a female of the same age or younger ,like a 40 year-old business man would.
Boy 1: bruh I am trying so hard to show my feeling to my crush but this fuckboy dude is so much better

Boy 2: so he is 40 year old man flirting her .
by TrippyWanderer23 March 24, 2020
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Schrodinger's Flirt

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
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