feastballday

Feastballday is the day of the week, usually Monday, Sunday, or Thursday (DAY), upon which friends gather for wings (FEAST) and football (BALL) - hence, feast·ball·day

"Work is driving me insane today. T·G·I·Feastballday"

by webster's bastard October 5, 2009

Feared wucker

When you can't say weird fucker when describing someone who is scary and wierd in front of mixed company.

"I saw Herbert talking to Stewie today."
"Doesn't he know that guy is a feared wucker?"
Don't you mean weird fucker."

by Whosit606 May 25, 2010

feast and release

When a girl sucks a dudes dick and simultaneously feeds him a sandwich, that has been previously made... by the girl obviously

aka mayo mcnasty
aka munch n suck
aka the dine and dick
aka hoagie blowie
aka cock meat sandwich

Last night i needed to bust a nut and i knew i would be hungry afterward so i had the bitch make me a sandwich and then dome me up. whatup

dude i just got a feast and release!!!

by fatty mcnasty nut January 14, 2011

fearanoia

Fearanoia: (noun) Being scared of being more afraid.

During the worst months of the recession, the bad news came at such a staggering rate we all began to get fearanoia of the next newscast.

by DR26 January 25, 2011

feared the turtle

Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.

Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle.

by Wangus Maximuz May 14, 2011

Fearerection

The act of having the Fear of God in your boner.

After she was done with me, I had a MAJOR fearerection.

by Boner Specialist June 9, 2011

fear of dread heads

Dreadheadaphobia

Fear of dread heads; Chief keef

by Liiiiiiiiivx33 September 28, 2013