fart tracks

When you fart so much, your panties are stained with poop particles.

When I took off my panties they were covered in fart tracks.

by Miranda816 April 27, 2015

fart lobster

One who likes to back up against others when they have wet farts and or Diarrhea.

While in the elevator that Fart Lobster back against me and broke wet wind.

by Crham December 26, 2015

Fart Sprinkle

When one cups a fart in their hand then proceeds to sprinkle the flatulent gas on a loved one.

I felt a rumbling so I proceeded to cup my farthole and grabbed a handful of fart sprinkles to sprinkle on the wife. It must of had some darkside in it cause she turned evil.

by MrWangsta April 26, 2016

Fart Nappy

A piece of 3-ply toilet folded in half at least four times and inserted between the buttocks to protect underwear in times of messy flatulence.

Gareth was glad he used a fart nappy towards the end of his illness... Just in case

by Ron Chandler July 14, 2016

fart hadouken

To fart in ones hands and push it forcefully in someones face whilst shouting hadouken.

"Oh my god he just totally fart hadoukened me!"

by Njones91 June 27, 2016

Fart Loan

When a girl farts while you are fuckin her ass and the fart travels through your dick and out your ass

Man I was fucking McKenzie last night and she gave me a fart loan.

by Ton_The_Hungry September 30, 2020

Bakewell Fart

The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.

Let's wait for the next bus, this one is full of funguffers and stinks like a Bakewell fart

by Scritty April 14, 2010