Eric

Biggest retard ever but you will learn to love him...eventually. He enjoys watching show such as "Brothers&Sisters" and has a soft and sensitive side that he usually only shows to girls that he goes out with. Most girls like him because he is funny, sweet and cute. He also always seems to smell good. He can be a great boyfriend when he tries to be. Mostly he is an asstard but once you get inside his heart he softens up and cozys up to u. Terribly afraid of caterpillars and loves dogs.

Girl 1: What is that guy doing running around with no shirt on?
Girl 2: Oh, he is Eric. He thought he had a caterpillar on his shoulder
Girl 3: Well i don't care what his reason is as long as he keeps running around shirtless...yum...

by whalleeeeeeee =D December 22, 2009

erica's long and dirty ice tea

ice tea, mandarin vodka, lime juice, and c-up (selection brand 7-up), shaken and served. (note: make sure you shake before adding the c-up)

a.k.a. orgasm in a glass

bar go-er: hey, can i get an erica's long and dirty ice tea?

bartender: sorry we don't serve those here, they're too intensely fantastic for a public venue such as this.

by kristen123 January 30, 2009

Eric San Miguel

A name that refers to a handsome, cool and charming man. Very knowledgeable and open-minded - He gets a long with almost anyone with a very cool and personable demeanor.

1.Random Person- Ya that dude Eric San Miguel is one cool cat.

2.From women - That stud over there is Eric San Miguel.

by teklord69 January 25, 2010

Eric

A lame ass man that can't get shit together if his life depended on it. His poor manners, tasteless clothes, and bad hygiene are his most notable attributes. Women might want to know him at first, but as soon as they get to know him, they RUN for the hills! He acts shy and sweet, but can be a real pain in the ass. Hell he likes it in the ass too! He might ask you on a second date, but he will most likely stick with the bill like the 1st date! Erics are usually short, bald, annoying, clingy, broke, and have notorious bad breath. They're moody, stupid, classless, hating, and often rant on social media about pointless bitchy things. Eric's are tend to have the smallest dicks in the world.

Tanya- "I dated an Eric once, he had the smallest baby dick ever!"

Sandy- "Erics are so fucking annoying and pretentious. It must be related to their small dick and godawful bad breath! Yuk!"

Carlos- "Erics give the worst head ever! All they want to do is bitch about their bad luck and areven the lamest fucks."

Lisa - " Crying ass lil attention whore bitch! Smells bad as fuck and his food is even worse! Just a sad little man.."

Now that's a fucked up looking Eric.

Hey hoe your worse than that ratchet ass Eric.

by Yobigdickdaddy January 16, 2017

Eric

An old Highland Cow that likes to smoke weed when it is out on the pasture, munching on delicious hay. YUM.

My best friend is an Eric. When I am around him, my brain gets woozy and I develop and sudden craving for hay.

by Sven Schligenmuehler October 18, 2008

Erick

A very buff guy with huge fucking muscles that are so large they restrict his arm movement. Typically has hair that looks like vagina pubes.

erick is a bitch

by oimoite January 19, 2018

Eric

A huge pussy who sucks at basketball and is the biggest faggot in the world.

Something an Eric would say "I love Taylor Swift"

by rsgfsgf85sfg December 10, 2012