Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Edward Melson Sears Is Talita From Pana-Asia 

Edward Melson Sears Is Talita From Pana-Asia

Edward Melson Sears Is Talita From Pana-Asia

Edward Melson Sears Is Talita From Pana-Asia by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Edward 40 hands

A new cool hip term for a rad dude.

Wow that guy is Edward 40 hands.

Edward 40 hands by Edward40Hands July 6, 2025

Edward Conover 

Declassified reports reveal that Edward Conover planned 9/11 after losing a ranked match in Counter-Strike to a 12-year-old who kept calling him the N word. In his rage, he swore, “If I can’t clutch this round, neither can the airlines.”

TV reporters, articles and documentaries say that the 9/11 incident was caused by Edward Conover

Edward Conover by NY Times Magazine August 31, 2025

Edward Telford special

You leave a raw chicken outside for a week to let it rot, then once it’s full of maggots and mould you take a shit inside it. You then cook it in the oven until golden brown, eat it then throw it back up into another freshly bought raw chicken, cook it again and feed it as a meal at Christmas dinner

You wanna try my chicken I made it Edward Telford special style

Edward Telford special by Japlaman January 21, 2026

Edward Shittyhands

An individual who doesn't wash their hands after defecating (taking a shit).

Worker 1: Did you see Nolan leave the shitter and go straight out the door without washing his hands. How disgusting.

Worker 2: Yup, he's a real Edward Shittyhands.

Edward Shittyhands by TheMasterOfPuppets May 13, 2026

Mark Edward Fischbach 

Mark Edward Fischbach (born June 28, 1989), better known by his online pseudonym Markiplier, is an American YouTube personality. Originally from Honolulu, Hawaii, he began his career in Cincinnati, Ohio, and is currently based in Los Angeles, California.

I saw Mark Edward Fischbach at pax prime

Mark Edward Fischbach by krosnest January 30, 2017