dusty stromer

A dusty stromer is when one performs oral sex on an old woman using one long, continuous tongue stroke from the top of the anus all the way to the top of the clitoral hood & back.

Timmy met Agnes at bingo, they hit it off, went back to her nursing home and he gave her the ol' dusty stromer. Said his tongue picked up everything in a 12" radius, he's still washing his mouth out.

by Billy Shakespeare VIII June 21, 2021

Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

DUSTY PECKERCORN

When you get a corn on your pecker and no one will fuck you because of it.

Yeah man, I haven't gotten any pussy because of my "Dusty Peckercorn"?

by JohnsonSwellz June 17, 2016

Dusties

The THC at the bottom of your grinder.

You add it to editing joints as extra dust.

I’m gonna put some dusties in this joint aswell

by Błāńk February 2, 2019

Dusty

Similar to the feeling of being tipsy when you drink but instead in the context of smoking weed. When you’re not quite high but no longer sober.

“Man I’m so dusty right now.” “I know I have work tomorrow, I’m not going to get high just dusty”

by Erika & Co. April 12, 2024

Dusty Crusty

When someone so ugly and ashy they look dusty then they have skin coming off they look crusty. When they both their Dusty Crusty

Eww she look Dusty Crusty

by happy mad May 30, 2016

Crusty Dusty Busty

The act of putting semen (fresh or jarred) all over an old abandoned building.

person 1"Yo, wanna go do a Crusty Dusty Busty after this game?"
person 2 "Hell yeah!"

by penis496 September 10, 2021