Dick docking

The act of shoe horning in tik tok videos into all other media as if it is not complete tween targeted embarrassing content

Man, scrolling through r/funny, wall to wall dick docking, either Reddit's average user is an 11 year old girl or dick dock needs it's own sub for people that have had a brain injury.

by Fresh_gumbo January 30, 2021

If I Was Drinking Milk

Derives from when a person is drinking milk and someone says something so funny the person consuming the milk cannot help but laugh whilst drinking. The cause of this is milk to go flying everywhere.

Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).

Person A tell's a hysterical joke.

Person B: If I was Drinking Milk right now....

by Papa C 617 October 6, 2011

I'm drinking water while drowning

When Fundy tried trapping technoblade and techno went to get water while drowning

Techno: lemme just get some water, I'm drinking water while drowning now

by technodrinkswaterwhiledrowning January 7, 2021

i have a coffee drinking problem

1- this is a confession
2- you searched this for the mug but hey no shame

guy 1- "how do you spend your free time"

guy 2- "i have a coffee drinking problem this is a cry for help i am being forced to live on coffee and my own shi-"

guy 2- "haha same"

by jade go kys September 26, 2021

space docking

Takes two homosexual men. One man opens up his penis hole and the other inserts his penis.

Joe was caught by his mom space docking with Alphonso.

by Pulbox September 24, 2005

Boat Docking

The act of placing the front on ones boat, inside the front of another boat. AKA crashing.

Those two punks are going to be boat docking soon if they arn't careful.

by sugarcoatedcheese August 7, 2011

ultimate reverse docking

the art of having butt sex with a male. till your shfincter comes out of the butt hole and is in a long tube. while dealing with the tremendous pain you then stick the shfincter into the butthole of your friends. thus. docking in the ass. which is reverse.

ultimate reverse docking.i dont want to talk about it. created by chad

by thefallen827 April 6, 2010