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Dignity Cloth

A euphemistic term for any material (although most commonly a tissue) used to clean up after oneself post auto-eroticism.

Use in the singular is consistent even if more than one tissue is required for the mop up.

While most commonly applicable to, it is not male exclusive.
After masturbating for the ninth time before noon, David realized this is what his life had amounted to after getting dumped by his half-blind, socially awkward, deaf, mute, perpetually stoned girlfriend.

Considering ending it all there, he gazed down at the mess he had just unleashed and heaved a great sigh. The thought of being found dead covered in his own ejaculate quickly dissuaded him. Reaching for a piece of dignity cloth, he slowly cleaned and pulled himself back together.
by French Peasant October 5, 2010
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give birth to a diglett

to take a shit, curl one off, drop the kids of at the pool etc in reference to the turd like pokemon
by Monk286 May 28, 2009
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digsby'd

To digitally rape/own someone.
wow that kid just got DIGSBY'D in star craft 2. What a scrub!
by Monica Belluci June 16, 2011
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Diggernagget

(noun)
1) A fat black homosexual.

2) A black homosexual that enjoys to dig.

See digger and nagget
Huck: Hey Jim, why you gots to be so black?
Jim: Weel boi you gots to understands the natures of us peepl.
Huck: Shut up Jim. Move over, somethings a poking me in the rear.
Jim: donts worry bout dat der boi.
Huck: Jim, are ye a diggernagget?
Jim: I donts kno wat dat der werd evn means

(Source: Huckleberry Finn)
by Sieabah L. Park August 30, 2011
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I digress

To deviate from the original topic of conversation, to go off topic. Typically one says this phrase when they realized they have gone off topic and decide to return to the original point.

Another definition is to return to an original point.
Man1: Yes yes I know I'm a slacker and an asshole, but I digress. We need to come up with a plan now. (bad example sorry)

George was doing so well with getting his grades up but he's digressed into that bad behavior of drinking and partying all night and not doing any work.
by cloudsgrl October 28, 2010
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Non-digitus extractus

I acknowledge that it's taking longer than you expected but the powers-that-be have been struck down by a rare case of Non-digitus extractus.
by Piemanius March 7, 2009
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Nigger nigger clam digger

A man-whore. Someone you catch plowing your wife.
You’ve got stink dick! Nigger nigger clam digger!
by BaronTvirus May 23, 2019
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