A euphemistic term for any material (although most commonly a tissue) used to clean up after oneself post auto-eroticism.
Use in the singular is consistent even if more than one tissue is required for the mop up.
While most commonly applicable to, it is not male exclusive.
Use in the singular is consistent even if more than one tissue is required for the mop up.
While most commonly applicable to, it is not male exclusive.
After masturbating for the ninth time before noon, David realized this is what his life had amounted to after getting dumped by his half-blind, socially awkward, deaf, mute, perpetually stoned girlfriend.
Considering ending it all there, he gazed down at the mess he had just unleashed and heaved a great sigh. The thought of being found dead covered in his own ejaculate quickly dissuaded him. Reaching for a piece of dignity cloth, he slowly cleaned and pulled himself back together.
Considering ending it all there, he gazed down at the mess he had just unleashed and heaved a great sigh. The thought of being found dead covered in his own ejaculate quickly dissuaded him. Reaching for a piece of dignity cloth, he slowly cleaned and pulled himself back together.
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Jim: Weel boi you gots to understands the natures of us peepl.
Huck: Shut up Jim. Move over, somethings a poking me in the rear.
Jim: donts worry bout dat der boi.
Huck: Jim, are ye a diggernagget?
Jim: I donts kno wat dat der werd evn means
(Source: Huckleberry Finn)
Jim: Weel boi you gots to understands the natures of us peepl.
Huck: Shut up Jim. Move over, somethings a poking me in the rear.
Jim: donts worry bout dat der boi.
Huck: Jim, are ye a diggernagget?
Jim: I donts kno wat dat der werd evn means
(Source: Huckleberry Finn)
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Get the Diggernagget mug.To deviate from the original topic of conversation, to go off topic. Typically one says this phrase when they realized they have gone off topic and decide to return to the original point.
Another definition is to return to an original point.
Another definition is to return to an original point.
Man1: Yes yes I know I'm a slacker and an asshole, but I digress. We need to come up with a plan now. (bad example sorry)
George was doing so well with getting his grades up but he's digressed into that bad behavior of drinking and partying all night and not doing any work.
George was doing so well with getting his grades up but he's digressed into that bad behavior of drinking and partying all night and not doing any work.
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