When you say your cleaning your fish tank but your actually having a piss and your friends can hear you over the Xbox mic
by Ultimate Truth Teller December 14, 2012
by yeshuay September 23, 2018
Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
by Danthedirtnumber3fan November 28, 2022
To do a Dan is to announce that you will be right back, then not actually come back until a minimum of two hours later.
Did you hear about Lee? After losing on League he said he'd be right back, but he ended up doing a Dan.
by BobJim01 January 20, 2021
"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
by Tigh November 01, 2017
while watching the newly released film Twilight a female straddles you and whilst grinding your lap, you blow in you pants causing a nickle sized cum stain to appear on your pants and the female passes out in laughter.
yo i was over this niggas house things got really hot and heavy long story short he gave me a premo dan
by blumpkinboynov April 05, 2009
by Sneaky Simpson March 03, 2022