Dalton

A sneaky little turd of a coworker that takes the most ballin of shits for his coworkers to stew in. Will go out of his way to make your day as unhinged and bizarre as possible. Does not care about consuming as much free food in the break room as he can and will interrupt your work day to be an absolute menace.

"Mike is totally the Dalton of the workplace"

by Darkmarshmallow February 28, 2024

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Dalton Gomez

A bottom f slur who fucked Ariana Grande and still decided to cheat on her.

Person1: "What makes you think Dalton Gomez is a cheater?"
Person2: “It explains it all in don’t wanna break up again in her new album.”

by honeymoon_sweetener April 5, 2024

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Daxton

Daxton's are always so cute. They might be a little crazy but they are so nice. They are really flirtatious even if they have a girlfriend. They will protect for a long time. If you know a Daxton you are so lucky because they are literally the best thing to ever happen to you.

woah who is that?
That is a Daxton. Can't you tell he is protecting his friend

by Thebestpersoneverakadantheman May 1, 2024

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Darton

Darton's are very kind and socially awkward. They have a few close friends but still acts awkward around them, even after years of knowing them. Darton's also love games like dungeons and dragons, and won't hesitate to invite someone to play. Darton's don't really have a good sense of rhythm and can't keep a steady beat. Overall, Darton's are friendly and everyone just loves him! Even if it is awkward for him, everyone tells him daily that they love him.

Darton invited me to play in his one shot for dungeons and dragons.

by Axolotl_Eats_CakePops May 20, 2024

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