Half-donkey

Euphemism for "half-assed"

"Quit being so half-donkey about it, you lazy putz.

by FoxxDogg October 14, 2004

shrek and donkey

a sexy mother fucker and a hot as fuck donkey

person 1:did you see shrek five it just came out
person 2:did you see the sexy mother fuckers shrek and donkey
person 1:he'll yea

by yoongis three dollar chain October 25, 2019

Wretching Donkey

When you are pounding a girl from behind, whilst she is simultaneously vomiting.

"Bro I got my girl so drunk on vodka she gave me the Wretching Donkey."

by T Willikers June 18, 2017

scuba donkey

When you are going down on a girl with a pussy snorkel on, shove your thumb up her ass and wait for the kick.

Ashley got the ol' scuba donkey and I got a cracked rib. Worth it.

by 666tacos April 26, 2017

Swamp Donkey

It is a prison slang term for females.

That "swamp donkey" just sent you a "kyte". See kyte for meaning.

by BorisGiftOfGab June 8, 2017

Jungle Donkey

A racial term for south americans.

stop being a jungle donkey

by conku November 1, 2014

Jumping Donkey

1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.

1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.

by xmilleniumx January 24, 2015