Dolphin Bait

a friends sister who hasnt come out the closet yet agrees to hav enjoyed tutti fruity summer love.

dolphin bait was munching carpet the other day but she doesnt consider herself a lesbian

by Spanish Redneck December 14, 2008

Dolphining

A squealing noise made when one laughs excessively, which makes said person sound like a dolphin. Thus: dolphining.

We made Jessi laugh so hard that she was dolphining it up.

Vanessa made Karli laugh so hard that she somehow managed to start dolphining.

by Jason, RIGHT! April 9, 2010

Dolphin

A hipster chick with no sense of style. A kind of slow-witted girl who will not only put on a ridiculous item of clothing in the middle of a party; she'll ask her friends to take a picture and then post said picture all over the web.

Dude, if you fuck that dolphin, everyone will know you fuck fish.

by tourdeforce December 2, 2010

Jump the Dolphin

A situation that appears to have gone downhill, only to redeem itself and possibly surpass its former glory.

Rachel: The TV show Lost seemed to jump the shark during the writers' strike.

Chris: No, it was a jump the dolphin situation. Have you seen season 6?

by taxicab224 May 9, 2011

Dirty Dolphin

Using a paralytic, paralyze your significant other while going to doggy style. She will need to be breathed for causing you to use a bag valve mask while doing the dirty. Causing a dolphin like noise.

Man I totally Dirty Dolphined my girl last night, felt like I was freeing Willy!

by 2a_medic August 21, 2018

Dolphin Show

Any situation that exists despite blatant, ill-conceived protests to the contrary.

While she sat in the front row at 6 Flags watching the dolphins swim by, Mary could not help but exclaim to the boyfriend who was paying no attention to her, "This is not a dolphin show."

by InstantRamen February 9, 2010

land dolphin

Another word for a person with a voicebox.

I'm tired of listening to the fucking land dolphin cough. It sounds like a wolf-whistle.

by MoTussinMoTussin November 1, 2010