DM

The absolute best fucking person that ever touched the earth and ever will. Everyone elses purpose on this earth is to help him. All people before him were created to help produce him. He is the epitamy of evolution. After he dies kill yourself becaues there is nothing else worth living for

DM is fucking awesome

by DM November 22, 2003

DM

DM is how you chat on social media like twitter and instagram.

DM me when you get home.

by XxMusticOwlxX July 9, 2016

down in the dm

A term country/farm boys use when referring to how method in which they cheat on their girlfriends. They will Direct Message a dick pic to random blonde bimbos and then it will start to go down the the DM

After Justin sent a dick pic, it started to go down in the DM.

by Namemaster92 October 14, 2016

DM

DM. Noun
DM’s all have unnaturally large brains and are the smartest living being to ever walking the face of our planet(Earth).DM’s are the greatest at all they do( sports, PewDiePie’s Pixelings, math science. Etc. You can find this information any were including in many origin stories of Earth. It can also be found in holy scripts.

“ He is a DM I would not prefer to face him in any competitive game or I would lose!”

by Dr. BigBrain November 27, 2019

Dm

Dm means to direct message on twitter and instagram

People use dm mostly in there post descriptions e.g. What bleach should I drink

by JimMan26 November 10, 2016

DM

Acronym for 'Direct Mail', a media which used to posting goods infomation especially promotional products the store provided. Usually a piece of paper or more, featuring effectivity and celerity.

It says the 32' LCD TV only costs $499.9 today on the DM, I am so gonna get one.

by Kyle J. Shi December 25, 2007

Mucinex DM

When you snotrocket in your partner's asshole then fuck the asshole until your dick has a mix of shit and snot on it then make your partner give you a blowjob.

Guy#1: Last night I gave Peyton a Mucinex DM and she threw up everywhere!

Guy#2: Wtf.....

by LIL z 904 September 7, 2016