Cyber Sex

Cyber sex is when two or more people masturbate on the phone together. Usually via FaceTime.

“I am going to ask Sarah if she wants to have Cyber Sex”

“Dude, her wifi always sucks..”

“But she’s the best at it.”

by urbandictionaryismygoto July 31, 2022

cyberanarchist

An anarchist who advocates for cyberocracy, usually one that is decentralized.

"The cyberanarchist community is actively exploring decentralized platforms to foster peer-to-peer collaboration and decision-making."

by Ace Snowlight July 8, 2023

Cyber Spliff

Hitting a Weed Cartridge and a Vape at the same time

J: Yo look at me blow these Os

A: Man that ain’t shit, I can do the same thing with a Cyber Spliff

J: Lyin ass mf no you cant

by capmetrokilla June 17, 2023

CYBER MODE

Not dissimilar from the "Rogue" mentality, an individual engages CYBER MODE to disregard all frivolous and/or irrational patterns of thought obstructing themselves and/or their allies' from their current objective in a video game. Usually an Absurdist, an individual engaging CYBER MODE should not be underestimated. CYBER MODE can only be unlocked by a select few who's cortisol levels have peaked and broken the sound barrier. Recommend only inviting those capable of handling the cataclysm that ensues.

"Oh no... it looks like they're using that overpowered item again. How will we ever win?"
"........Going cyber mode."
*Proceeds to dominate the objective and thus winning the game*

by LacriyaApheloi September 17, 2023

fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks

Pet name for human eye-ball computer trojan aliens i.e. When you realise that your computer has third-party intrusion and it 1/ hasn't gone away & 2/ It's not you being paranoid-these eye-balls really are watching YOU in REAL-TIME!!

Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen?
J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"?

"Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"?
M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

squat cobler

A small guy in the woods who takes a dump without shame

I was taking a hike when I saw a squat cobler out in the blue.

by Urbanhandlertruth September 2, 2016

Marcus Cobley

A person who is nice at times apart from when he goes to the zoo, where he starts hitting on all the zebras and monkeys. His thing is tiny so he can only do it with dogs.

Oh look! It’s a Marcus Cobley

by Abcs123aimmgonnamligmay April 24, 2019