Lebo Creep

To sneak up behind someone and silently watch their computer monitor.
Damn... I was talking to an ugly chick on Facebook, Matt totally lebo creeped me and told everyone. My social life is ruined...
by itsmalkir June 14, 2011
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Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.
by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021
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schrodinger's creep

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out
Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not
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Language creep

lan·guage
1.
the principal method of human communication, consisting of words used in a structured and conventional way and conveyed by speech, writing, or gesture
"a study of the way children learn language"
2.
a system of communication used by a particular country or community.
"the book was translated into twenty-five languages"

creep
1.
move slowly and carefully in order to avoid being heard or noticed.
"he crept downstairs, hardly making any noise"

2.
(of a plant) grow along the ground or other surface by means of extending stems or branches.
"thorny roses crept up the dull gray walls"

Language Creep
How words, Symbols and there meanings/definitions slowly grow and change over time to include a larger and more broad scope from that of its original definition and or meaning.
Such as how the language "White supremisy" has grown from and not only to including Neo-nazis and the Ku Klux Klan but political, economic and cultural system in which whites overwhelmingly control power and material resources, conscious and unconscious ideas of white superiority and entitlement are widespread, and relations of white dominance and non-white subordination are daily reenacted across a broad array of institutions and social settings.

Language Creep.
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step-creep

A submissive man who sends money to a girl without being asked, noticed, or wanted.
He isn’t part of her life—he just finances the fantasy from afar, quietly obsessed with someone who would never choose him.

Step-creeps fetishize being unwanted providers because they are too old, too invisible, too inappropriate to belong.
They don’t want praise.
They want to be tolerated.
She posted a photo getting her nails done with her mom.
He sent $100 with a note that said “let me treat my girls.”
She never replied. Step-creep behavior.
by Alexa Unbothered April 8, 2025
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meat creep

1. When your man isn’t horny but you want the dick so you be creeping on it.👀

2. (Meat creep Hoe) A girl who is creeping on anyone and everyone’s meat.
1.“Yo, bro, last night my girlfriend was being a total meat creep! She only creeping on my meat tho so😝”

2. “ Jenna is always thirsty for some dick, she’s such a meat creep,
by Meatchaser777 October 6, 2019
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mega creep

A mega creep is a creep but worse.

In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.

Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,

Wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually & being predatory does, and the mega creep does all of that with an extremely creepy smile and gestures.

There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone:

But whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean to the other one but not creepy to it:

The mega creep is creepy to both.

When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
Terry is a mega creep. He needs to fix himself ASAP.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
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