Milk and Cookies

the best medicine to be found in the kitchen

nestled close to the blanket with milk and cookys tiny cruukies appear

by lily June 26, 2004

anal cookies

(noun) (plural) small flakes of human fecies that form along the length of the shaft of the penis while a person is being violently sodomized (pounded anally)

Nelson could smell the fresh batch of anal cookies that were cooking in his wife's kitchen.

by DAD-ANAL November 7, 2006

eat the cookie

A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".

John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.

by Craig September 2, 2008

wet cookie

It's based on the old pissing on marshmallows in a toilet, a training tool posed to male kids needing to learn how to practice with their accuracy. It turned into a college gag, a fraternity prank, where frat boys would piss on a cookie and offer it to new initiates or to other frat boys.

have a wet cookie

by Quanta Cookie September 17, 2010

Wind Cookie

expelling of gas...by girls

My tummy hurts, I think I have gas...(pzbbbt) oh my a wind cookie!

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Cookies and Creamer

The act of while having sex with a female, the male pulls out and just before he ejaculates he squats over the woman's face and proceeds to take a shit while simultaneously pointing his boner at her cheeks/lower chin and shooting his cum all over her face. The result is that the female's face is covered in shit and cum, which she must then lick off of her face. For the shit and cum mix that she cannot lick off her face, the woman must wipe it onto an ice cream cone and slowly lick it until she has eaten it all.

My girlfriend was bitching because I wouldn't buy her an ice-cream when we were at the pool so when we got home I gave her a Cookies and Creamer and that seemed to shut her up for several weeks. Literally, she didn't say a word to anyone for two weeks after.

by Phickle Dude January 18, 2011

Sex cookie

A quadruple chocolate cookie sold by sainsbury's. Each cookie contains over 100kcal and has been likened to sex. Though very satisfying at first and during consumption, a feeling of disappointment at the short lived pleasure is unavoidable. In the end, the consumer is left with a feeling that the cookie was not as large as hoped, over too quickly and not particularly satisfying.

Are there any sex cookies left?

No, I ate the last one, wasn't really big enough to fill me though...

by chemengfun May 25, 2010