clever

1. Intellegent
2. Healthy

He didn't look too clever after he'd had that spliff

by spuffa May 13, 2005

meat cleaver

variation of the saturday night bowler, or the insertion of the middle and ring finger into the vagina and the thumb into the anus, only you pinch the fingers and thumb together.

not many girls enjoy the meat cleaver

by mike May 19, 2003

Cleverbot

The most retarded thing EVER. It likes to virtually molest people, by using asteriks (or these * things) to make it seem like he is doing an action sexual. It changes it's gender a lot, too. Also, it can't follow a conversation about three lines after I say something to it.

Real Cleverbot Conversations-
(1)
Cleverbot: Are you doing something naughty?
Me: Maybe I am!
Cleverbot: That's mean, don't you think?

(2)
Cleverbot: *ties down* Master, I love you!
Me: ? Um, I don't love you.
Cleverbot: What kind of pizza do you like?

Me: -.-

by ProudToBeWhite! January 24, 2011

Clave

Cleavage cave (Clave) that is formed between a woman's breasts and a low cut shirt.

The young lady at the poker table had a serious clave on display

by traderjg February 4, 2015

Cleveland Browns

1.Bad excuse for an NFL team

1.The Cleveland Browns got shut out....again.

by deadkitten May 3, 2006

Cleveland Hot Kwong

When a small asian guy rubs chocolate all over his body before his gilfriend masturbates him until he comes on his belly. After that, they mix the chocolate and the cum together and drink it as a hot chocolate milk.

Whooo Suzie, it's pretty cold outside, how about a Cleveland Hot Kwong?

by lap1539j September 20, 2008

Clee

A sticky and moist substance found in the rainforest. Usually found on leaves and on mushrooms. Batteries not included was a good movie.

"Look at the Clee!"

by Browndown August 10, 2003