mormon chili dog

When you are having Mormon butt sex with a Mormon girl before marriage so she can retain her vaginial virginity, and you pull out too soon. Immediately wiping the excess fecal matter across a picture of Landon Malasky.

I brought my Mormon girlfriend home and we did a Mormon chili dog. Guess I'm gonna need a new framed pictur of Landon.

by Pusscrusher September 20, 2017

M&M Peep Chili

The Physical representation of A mental Breakdown

Person 1: You put the peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up, you put the peeps and the chili pot, and add the M&Ms, you put the peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste.... bad, I'm gonna eat all this M&M Peep Chili by the way..... and or die trying

Person 2: I see you going through something, so can you teach us ANYTHING in class today

by Nathanielnauts October 5, 2020

charleston chili dog

When a man and a woman engage in a sexual act and the man takes a dump on the woman's chest, then proceeds to titie fuck the woman.

cam: Yo dude, i heard that sam and megan had a charleston chili dog!
dave: Word? i knew she was a freak!

by FatC February 24, 2009

cauliflower

Small, white nuggets which form within the tonsils and, when noticed in one's mouth should be removed. Avoid squeezing them or chewing on them, as they smell quite fecal when they burst.

I coughed, and up came a cauliflower.
Don't squeeze that between your fingers... It'll smell like shit.

by BAM July 31, 2004

chili lube

The act of using diarrea as an anal lube after eating mexican food.

Que pasa.. Maria'a backdoor was a little tight, so i used some chili lube to slide my gordita into her fish taco..

by Bigg D January 6, 2007

cauliflower warts

When someone's genital warts are as big as and look like cauliflower from your refridgerator.

She's got like 20 cauliflower warts under there.

by John Plato June 11, 2008

cauliflower

Moldy cum

Hey look that’s cooper he’s got cauliflower on his lip

by Yourfreindlyneighbourhoodfrank March 18, 2019