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a christmas carol

A classic tale revealing the evils of captialism.
Charles Dickens wrote a lot of books promoting at least moderate socialism. Too bad no one listens, even though A Christmas Carol is probably the most famous child's Christmas story of all time.
by Socialist REALism July 18, 2006
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Black Christmas

When you steal Christmas presents rather than give them.
Perfectly showcased presents by the window. Time to get black Christmas on this house.
by MerryFckingChristmas November 24, 2015
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Christmas Grad

When a student in post-secondary education performs so horribly in their first term courses that any mark in their second term courses will result in a failed final average, and that there is no possible way for the student to take make up courses in in the second term (either because the post-secondary establishment does not offer the necessary courses in the second term, or the second term courses require the student to pass the first term courses to continue).

The student will have to "graduate" at Christmas and try the program again the next year.
Student 1: I haven't seen Jimmy in a while. What Happened to him?
Student 2: He bombed all of his courses and now he's a Christmas Grad.
by Forthex December 7, 2009
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Christmas Orange

Typically a Christmas Orange refer to a Chinese Mandarin orange, but may also be Japanese Mandarin orange that becomes a popular buy at Christmastime. Often they are sold in 5 pound boxes full of individually wrapped oranges.

The taste of said oranges is sweet and juicy. They are delicious.
I wish it was Christmas all year round so we could eat more Christmas Oranges.
by Unexplained_Paranoia December 27, 2007
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Pink Christmas

When you have a mostly female orgy on Christmas.
John: So bro, what'd you do over the break?
Steve: I went to Julie's place and she had a couple more people over and we had a Pink Christmas.
by Ya Boy, MicSwayney November 23, 2013
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christmas time

A time of year that is extremely magical and exciting when you're young, then becomes less exciting as you get older.

ages 1-5: Believe in santa, super excited, everything is new and magical, get a ton of gifts

ages 6-10: May or may not still believe in santa, still get a lot of gifts, very exciting.

ages 11-15: Don't believe in santa, thus the excitement factor is reduced greatly. Christmas is starting to seem more like a routine.

ages 16 and beyond: Christmas is nothing new, your parents give you less because you're older. YOU actually are expected to get others gifts. Wish you could go back to being a little kid on christmas.
6 year old at christmas time: "Santa is coming soon! I'm so excited! I wonder if he'll bring me a race car that I asked for!"

17 year old at christmas time: Studying for finals, Christmas comes and all they get are socks.
by Feely7 December 26, 2011
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christmas island

An Australian country in the Indian Ocean. It ismostly known for crabs. The capital is Flying Fish Cove (also known as "The Settlement.")
by superworddude May 16, 2014
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