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Chinese Taxi

To plow (sexually) the entire crowd, or a large portion of it, before leaving the scene.
That house party sounds like it's all chicks. We must crash, give those bitchez a Chinese Taxi.
by chunga blutarski October 5, 2009
mugGet the Chinese Taximug.

Chinese Timeout

After cumming on the girls face, the guy then uses his thumbs to pull the girls eyes laterally to make asian eyes.
The bitch wouldn't shut up so I gave her the chinese timeout!
by IWATCUECIW November 19, 2012
mugGet the Chinese Timeoutmug.

chinese facial

A Sexual act combination where a woman's face is repeatedly smacked on the checks and forehead while her male partner is in the midst of ejaculation.
In all of the excitement of actually giving her the Chinese Penis Torture, he covered her in aChinese Facial!
by James Fallon July 15, 2020
mugGet the chinese facialmug.

Rehan chinese

Adopted person
Usually large and round
"You see mandem dere? Rah looks like rehan chinese (fat and adopted)"
by Racks1817 July 25, 2020
mugGet the Rehan chinesemug.

chinese cabbage

DAYUMMMM Ching Chong yo girl got dat chinese cabbage dont she?!??
by chinesecabbagelover January 23, 2018
mugGet the chinese cabbagemug.

Chinese Food

An erasmus Belgian way to invite a girl to make you a bloujob
do you want today to go out to eat chinese food
by PISA February 9, 2005
mugGet the Chinese Foodmug.

Chinese Buffet

While having intercourse with your partner, you tell your parter that you will not fornicate unless you can put a spring roll up her. If she agrees, you take a large spring roll (not duck; preferably vegetable) and put it all inside her, pulling out the bean sprouts (one at a time).
Mandy wanted to have sex with Kevin, but he would not let her without having a Chinese Buffet first.

While Barry enjoyed the buffet, the bean sprouts were somewhat off-putting.
by Neville544444 April 23, 2009
mugGet the Chinese Buffetmug.

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