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child's-eye

The viewpoint that the world is seen as a pure place. The belief that sex is unnatural and evil, swearing is evil, or anything not nice to a child is evil. However, sex is a natural and beautiful process spreading life, and swearing is normal and used daily without consequence. Basically someone with a Child's-Eye is just someone who's a real pussy.
I heard that guy named Steven's got a Child's-Eye. He backs out of every conversation if we swear or talk about something slightly dirty.
by Hotdog Squash February 7, 2018
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Love Child

The unplanned kid but the best one you'll ever have
We have six kids but Marcus is our love child
by Kingo10 June 15, 2023
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gerald's child

An anonymous account that creates confession pages and is responsible for cyber bullying on college campuses.
Guy 1: Did you see Gerald's Child's post this morning?
Guy 2: Yea, he was way out of line.
by The mightiest duck December 4, 2013
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Toxic Child

Angry 8 year old that got nothing to do in life, loves making people mad and spams "EZ" in chat after winning against someone and calls someone a hacker when they get killed
Person1: EZ EZ EZ yall noobs get gud at dis gaem lol L L L L L L
Person2: *kills person1*
Person1: NOOB HACKER NO WAY HACKR I REPORTED U MY DAD OWNS THIS GAME HE IS GONNA BAN U HACKR HACKER HAX HAX UR SO BAD THAT NEEDS TO HACK KID SKAGKHJAUGHWEIYGAYG
Person3: Lmao Toxic Child
by NotFUnnidUd May 11, 2021
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Chore Child

While one brother/sister goes out and has fun on the weekends and such the other comes home from work or school and gets to clean the house or do yard work. This happens usually to brothers. The chore child usually envys the other brother as well. Usually the chore child is the older sibling.
Jim: "hey man wanna hang out?"
Ricky" I can't I have to do my brothers chores because I'm the chore child"
by Delay December 7, 2014
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knuckle child

Sperm. The result of buffing one's bishop.
I spilled many a knuckle child watching porn last night
by thepipe November 15, 2018
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Child abductor

A child abductor is usually a fat American chav in a white van saying free vbucks always approach
That child abductor has a realy nice van I'm going to get in for all the free vbucks
by Tobitastic February 26, 2021
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