carmageddon

When your personal vehicle breaks down on the freeway.

I had carmageddon yesterday when the gears went out on my Tercel w/ a semi riding on my rear!!

by earth420 July 17, 2011

cabbage patch

noun. "Chill out" zone in a dance club. Instantly recognisable as it commonly features humans in a vegetable- like state surrounded by clouds of smoke.

A: Where is Charlie?
B: Charle had too much to drink, you'll probably find him in the cabbage patch as he's not feeling too good.

by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005

Cabbage-patchy

Any living being with scrunched facial features much the same as a cabbage patch doll.

Man, Thomas, you sure look cabbage-patchy today with your cheekbones inside your eye-sockets.

by Mary Rottencrotch December 12, 2008

cabbage

luggage cart used at a hotel

He was riding the cabbage through to hotel.

by that one girllll March 3, 2008

Cabbage Baby

1. Can be used to refer to a cabbage patch doll

2. A term used to refer to seemingly innocent yet provocative women. What all men desire, a woman who is pure and sexy.

Bill, did you see that Cabbage Baby standing outside the coffee shop? She was hot AND not slutty.

by 04ch9 December 16, 2010

Cabbage blaster

A term for butt. Was first featured on Family Fued. With the prompt: We asked 100 women, if you are looking for a big ___. Then I'm your girl.

Cabbage blaster (butt) was the #2 answer on the board.

Girl are you German? Because I want to sauerkraut that cabbage blaster.

by Silver Harvest March 13, 2019

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing. Used as an insult.

Person 1: Get out of here you monster!

Jersey Person: Don't tell me what to do! You're garbage! You're Muff Cabbage!

by Nikki0919 October 17, 2010