Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018

Cabbage

A dumb or stupid person thats annoying

Your a fucking cabbage jack

by bill cosby number 1 February 1, 2018

Brushed cabbage

A term referring to someone scruffy looking

"hey Niall, you look like a brushed cabbage"
"Pretty sure you're the one who comes in looking like a brushed cabbage Jamie"
"Aye fair point man sorry"

by TheEthernets February 10, 2018

Cabbage Waptain

a state of being

I'm a cabbage waptain

by Sir Wapty Cabbage November 7, 2012

Nukage Boopage Cabbage

When something is messed up, ruined, or otherwise destroyed in a funny way.

Troy: Man, how was the game last night?
John: Dude, it was so Nukage Boopage Cabbage!

by YouCantStopMeHuh December 28, 2011

Cabbage Stuck In Her Braces

Going to rob a bank

That chick totally has cabbage stuck in her braces

by Mavrick1200 September 1, 2011

Molecularly Challenged Cabbage

Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.

Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.

by Generic Villain October 22, 2023