Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

Dirty cabbage

Performing gay sexual favours at the beach

Watch out that’s the guy that does the dirty cabbage down at the foreshore

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

Dirty cabbage

Watching your bitch limp into coles

That dirty cabbage

Can’t believe he just sat there while she just limped into coles

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

Dirty cabbage

When your bung legged mistress steals your car because she needs too slowly walk into coles and purchase fem fresh too get rid of rotting cabbage pussy odour

Then sets your car on fire

Dude did you see that bitch limp off after torching that car and drop her dirty cabbage

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

Cabbage Puff

When you let one while running through storage & bring the aroma into the unit.

I ran so fast and did a cabbage puff.

by HypeChic420 February 17, 2022

Freedom Cabbage

Sauerkraut, but made in america

Guy:can i buy some Sauerkraut
Saleman:no we only sell freedom cabbage here
Guy:whats that?
saleman:basically Sauerkraut but made here in FreedomLand™
Guy: ill take 2 boxes!

by Recarma69 September 07, 2023

coochie cabbage

Donut Operator's lady friend! AKA Nora

Coochie Cabbage had a good stream.

by OneSexyApe September 08, 2017