Colombian landslide 

A post-coffee shit…usually with a sense of urgency

Dude that cup of coffee I just had tasted like it was brewed with toilet water…I think I feel a Colombian landslide coming.

Colombian landslide by Clever Satan February 13, 2023

Colombian Tip Snorter 

When the tip of the penis is inserted in to the nostril of your significant other right before ejaculation, causing them to “snort” it.

“Hey girl he was doing me last night, and he pulled a Colombian Tip Snorter”.

Colombian Tip Snorter by Hairycuck69 February 23, 2023

Columbine Pose

A name for when somebody did one of the poses featured in the iconic columbine cafeteria picture.

Person1: Why the hell did Person3 do the columbine pose???
Person2: I don't fucking know.
Person3: I didn't know Dylan did that, I'm sorry!

Columbine Pose by Zach T. Radass April 14, 2023

Colombian push pop 

The act of dipping the head of the penis into cocaine before sticking it in the anus

If you don't want to snort the coke, let me give you a Colombian push pop!

Colombian push pop by Sgt Lenny April 29, 2023

Colombian Snowblower 

When your eating cocaine out of your partners ass, and they fart causing a cloud that looks like snow being pushed out of a snowblower.

Dude I was eating nose candy out of Tina’s ass, when she farted giving me a Colombian snowblower

Colombian Snowblower by Mplostinkorea May 20, 2023

Colombian cold 

Symptoms similar to that of a cold. More specifically, the congestion of the nasal cavity after a cocaine binge. Which causes a terrible sore throat.

Oh god, I feel like absolute sh*** I’ve woke up with a Colombian Cold from all that Yayo last night.

Colombian cold by VDawgWhitDaHog July 22, 2023

Colombian Assist 

When you make an incredible pass to your boy unintentionally, and it turns out great for everyone.

I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.

Colombian Assist by 2Legit2Hit September 15, 2023