Chicago White Sox

The better version of the Cubs. Yes, they aren't amazing but compared to the Cubs they are the freaking New York Yankees. The White Sox's stadium is also a million times better than Wrigley Field and they also do this thing called winning.

Cubs suck. Let's go see the Chicago White Sox game because they actually win.

by RyGuyHill November 23, 2022

Chicago Style Panic

When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.

"Have you seen Zach recently?"

"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."

by Zachschway May 27, 2018

Chicago brunch

Ass eating

This girl at the bar was raving about her boyfriend taking her out for Chicago Brunch

by Brunchfan October 05, 2023

Chicago brunch

Ass eating

The girl at the bar was raving about how her boyfriend flips her over and takes her for "Chicago Brunch"

by Brunchfan October 05, 2023

windy chicago

A Windy Chicago is when you are receiving a rim job and you fart in the person's face.

My girl friend is very angry that I gave her a windy chicago last night

by Internal Revolution July 26, 2015

the chicago 7

almost heroes

but not quite

by better luck next time June 29, 2004

Chicago Shrimp

When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.

As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”

by Pkangas91 January 01, 2022