by Horsecockenbukkake October 5, 2019
Get the Bayou Bump mug.by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 15, 2017
Get the Speed bumped mug.When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.
As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.
by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017
Get the barrell bumping mug.A quick cheeky bump of illicit powder, in a risky environment, like an airport, train station, sofa in a sweedish furniture shop, fake taxi, or say whilst driving your car.
Feeling sketchy in an airport? Quick danger bump in the toilet will sort that out.
Feeling sketchy in an airport? Quick danger bump in the toilet will sort that out.
"Hey pal, we're driving through tooting, would it be rude not to have a cheeky bump?
Great idea....a danger bump"
Great idea....a danger bump"
by Spiritualist May 24, 2020
Get the Danger Bump mug.Good Old fashioned Jam. The one you have when everyone is singing as loud as they can to a song everyone knows and loves.
by Nanner_Man June 20, 2019
Get the Healthy Bump mug.Fake bumps commonly used by models to pose in maternity clothes and usually nowhere near the correct size.
by freddyflow November 21, 2013
Get the faby bump mug."hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them
by Acturus1 November 21, 2019
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