Alex the british girl

Alex puts tea bags in his mouth, and in his pockets, because he's so british, and he's obssesed with Jaya, the french guy, and Cheu, the nerd with mushroom hair.

Alex the british girl is lame.

by Feania May 14, 2023

The Great British Teaparty

The Great British Teaparty is a gang or thug activity ranging around 3-10 people. These people go up to the conscious or unconscious person and each teabag them. This ritual usually lasts until the victim has died of suffocation.

Person 1 (Peter) Bro Joe this guy just Teabagged me.
Person 2 (Joe) Alright i'll be getting the squad to do The Great British Teaparty to him.

by manofmanytitles December 28, 2022

British Coin Slot

A British Coin Slot is a very noticeable gap in the teeth.

Last night at the party I was about to talk this chick up, but then I noticed she had a British Coin Slot and that turned me off.

by NollieTruckFlip January 10, 2023

British Civil War

A British slang term for the American Revolution

The British Civil War really did a number on the British.

by SesSeed July 3, 2023

british people

dont exist

Guy:BRITISH PEOPLE ARE LIES TO SELL MORE TEA

by ghostToes July 12, 2023

British primary school

The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms

*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*

by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023

Britished

To be insulted, physically and or mentally impaired by a British person.

"You have just been britished."

by Salsa_aslas August 9, 2023