black parents

unlike the the white parents they actually harm you. preferred weapons are sticks.

My black parents beat my ass last night

by realdefinition.org October 28, 2021

Sirius Black

gayest bitch ever so gay i couldn’t even compare
maybe alina starkov could compare but that’s it
sirius is gay
gay as remus 😜

“damnnnnnn is that sirius black??!?! he’s so mega hot!!!”

“bitch what the fuck you know he’s GAY and in love with remus lupin!!!!”

“damn ur so right i could never compare to remus lupin the super hot dilf!!”

by genyasfuckbuddy August 20, 2021

kangaroo black

when a black man gets caught having sex wit a white girl and he jumps out dat window

Jamel got caught fuckin' Tiffany and jumped out a two story window. That nigga be kangaroo black.

by Boblikescats123456789 October 31, 2014

Black Weaver

When a man defecates all over his partners face during sex, then immediately ejaculates after. He spreads the semen he has produced and draws weaving circular patterns with his penis.

I just gave her a black weaver.

I am the master of black weaving.

by schkillz July 21, 2010

Black Horde

The groups of rabid doorbusters that lay waste to shopping malls on Black Friday.

The mall was in shambles after Friday's raid. The Black Horde always has its way. Always.

by kussese August 4, 2010

Black Cookout

A cool ass White person

Man,you're invited to the next Black Cookout

by jerseyisthegitw December 3, 2019

Black Grandiosity

The ever evolving collection of cultural beliefs describing the racial identity of African Americans that is both immune from introspection by its own race, can not be observed correctly from outside of the race due to a perceived lack of life experience. At the same time it is omni-intelligent and can observe other races without direct experience and with a perceived lack of bias that no one will challenge.

An ever growing list of positive attributes that can only be obtained by blackness, and an ever growing list of negative qualities that are permanently attached to any amount of whiteness without cause.

An ever growing list of challenges that black people face caused directly by every individual white person.

The observer refuses to observe the observer, and any outsider who makes a contrarian observation is racist.

A debate between a man and his own shadow.

I was the only white student in my African American studies class, and we had a debate on how black people can't be racist. I offered a different perspective but was told my opinions were irrelevant because i was white. You can't argue with Black Grandiosity.

by Peeney Weenus June 4, 2020