Breaking my neck

To be in desperate need of a piss, normally when there isn't a toilet about.

I got on my bike today, and as soon as I pulled out of the driveway I was breaking my neck, but had to wait til I got to work.

by MarkLunch October 31, 2008

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Beaning

The art of bending your back over to produce 'beaning'.
designed to replicate the famous Mr.Beans pose.
related to: planking and owling.

*infront of the london eye* dude, this is a awsome place to bean.

you think we should start beaning on that sheep?

by Emily, Ralf, Jela July 26, 2011

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baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven

Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"

by megryan July 4, 2008

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baking up

To start the day by smoking a joint
aka wake and bake

The best part of waking up is baking up!
Wake and bake, man! That's my entire philosophy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 25, 2009

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Beaning

verb: Being to drunk too the point where you have no idea where you are. The act of getting lost.

Friend 1 "Dude where are you?"
Friend 2 "I have no idea I'm Beaning."

by DeltaTuesdays March 12, 2013

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Breaking the ice

Going up to someone you like and yelling "BREAKING THE ICE" and taking off a price of clothing (jacket, pants, shirt, etc.)

Jonny : "BREAKING THE ICE!" *takes of jacket*

Sarah: "Wtf?"

by Psydonym side kick May 15, 2016

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The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 5, 2013

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