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Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.
1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!
by Boodreaux November 22, 2019
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basket ride

When a girl lays you back on a pool table, pulls your pants down past your knees, and strips of her clothes. She then sits on your dick in the pike position and reaches up to grab the ceiling fan. Then another chick turns the switch on. As the girl begins to spin in circles, she lifts herself up and down.
I nutted in 15seconds during that basket ride.
by Cowbo3y33 May 5, 2022
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Kentucky Muffin Basket

The Kentucky Muffin Basket is a taboo incestuous sex act involving family members (e.g., father, daughter, son) in a rural setup. It entails stuffing hot corn muffins into the daughter’s vagina, followed by double penetration from father and son, pulverizing the muffins into a cum-mixed slurry, and consuming the messy creampie as a degrading family feast.
“Sorry man, I can’t come out tonight by dad wants me home for a Kentucky Muffin Basket.”
by BrahmaBubba September 28, 2025
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Basket

The metal frame that holds all the components of a subwoofer together. The basket's rigidity and resistance to resonance help determine the sub's sound quality.
The metal frame that holds all the components of a subwoofer together. The basket's rigidity and resistance to resonance help determine the sub's sound quality.
The speaker basket doesn’t fit .
by HAPON_ITO808 November 14, 2023
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Fruitastic basket

by tofutown March 15, 2008
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basket

a place where you cam hide from your sister that is chasing you with a knife😘😘😘
"COME HERE JHON"
"A BASKET"
by seth?! March 13, 2022
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Basket Case

A Basket Case is someone or something that can be described as useless or unhelpful. It is used as, well, you wouldn't use a case for a basket, would you?
Xiu: "Harold, you basket case! Do something helpful for once!
Harold: "Fuck off Xiu."
by TimeForACrusade November 8, 2018
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