back door bandit

Male of homosexual persusaion who sleeps with other mens partners.

Hayden is a back door bandit, he's been busy getting it all over town.

by ShotAl September 26, 2005

Big Dick Bandit

A man with a less than average size penis that steals the penises of larger men.

E:I'm a total Big Dick Bandit and you just can't stand it.

L:You steal the dicks of men?

by Herpderpington July 10, 2010

babbity

A phrase a jewish male uses to refer to a females cornhole.

Cowbert's girlfriends babbity smells like shit, but a stripper's babbity smells beautiful.

by cowbert September 11, 2007

fruit bandit

Fruit throwing bandits who opperate when people are not ready

john: hey pete hows things
pete: hey mate im good
john: omg!! someone just hit me with this soggy banana!
Pete: who threw that! its gotta be a fruit bandit

by xis mrac February 19, 2011

blue-eyed bandit

in law enforcement circles in The United States a word for a person in the general population who illegally those blue police sirens on top of their vehicles.

a perfect example of a blue-eyed bandit would be a career criminal using a police siren to pull you over for a fake traffic stop violation and then simply to rob you of your valuables.

by Sexydimma October 4, 2014

Blue Shoe Bandit

the blue shoe bandit is a scrawny dwarf that usually runs around stealing little boys shoes while screaming the phrase "look it up." he thinks he is smart for telling people to google things that he knows because he googled them before they did. his weaknesses include clowns, ghosts, and articles criticizing tom brady.

Bobby: Watch out it's the blue shoe bandit!

Blue Shoe Bandit: LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!

Bobby: *shows a negative Tom Brady article*

Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by ricky_real_rich January 8, 2019

I have to pee like a bandit!

When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.

Ohh eemm geee! I have to pee like a bandit!

Okay, not gonna lie, I have to pee like a bandit.

by PixieStix1632 December 7, 2010