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Popping the balloon

The act of sticking one’s finger into a vagine that just received a creampie in order to release any remaining baby gravy held deep within the love cave.
So Steve, get this, last night I bust a nut in my girl so I helped her out by popping the balloon.
by The OG Tigerbeard February 22, 2024
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Swollen balloons

Swollen ballons is used to describe a pair of swollen boobies
Ow! Jackie Chan karate chopped my titties looks like im going to have Swollen Balloons... Great!
by AsthmaBoi February 28, 2019
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Weather Ballooning

Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.
My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.
by Jussthefax May 19, 2021
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Thirst Balloon

The inflated ego a presumably attractive woman receives from thirsty dudes who follow her on social media.
Omg did you see how many likes Stacy got on that picture with the low cut shirt? Her thirst balloon is so inflated right now.
by Jasperlover435 June 30, 2016
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Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.
I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
by nicola December 20, 2021
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Hot Slurp Balloon

Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it

It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo

I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
by NerdFucker69 February 18, 2023
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rainbow balloon

Me
by Rainbow Balloon March 5, 2021
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