by quibblee May 4, 2021
Get the bagel cult mug.If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?
But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”
Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”
Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
by jbongo September 12, 2025
Get the Knuckle Bagel mug.It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
by Muffins. August 24, 2022
Get the Blumpkin bagel mug.Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.
by stalebagel February 14, 2021
Get the Ripe Bagel mug.It is a sadder version of a Donut. Usually plain but you can put frosting on it which means you basically made a Donut.
by Sparkythedef July 30, 2018
Get the Bagel mug.by Hippiechef July 25, 2016
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