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Marmite bagel

Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.
Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?

Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal

You will never touch my marmite bagel again
by Hassdog January 23, 2022
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bagel

person: ur eating a bagel? theyre just crappy circle bread
by dsjgviSEIRJGi June 20, 2019
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Seasoning Your Bagel

When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.
"Girl, I love seasoning your bagel."
by Thelegalseagull January 15, 2023
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Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her
by sneeeze August 16, 2021
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Birds of The Bagel

A cult that hides as a company in which its employees have their toes cut off to be sacrificed to a unknown entity by the name of "Hugo". Some people who went to the main headquarters never came out. The employees would only say "They went to the bird room."
Jerald: Hey, wheres Johnny?
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.
by [Worries] January 22, 2020
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bagel

A sex toy used by hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.
Also, tasty food that makes my tummy happy.
Damn that hobo is really going all out on that bagel.
by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022
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Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over
Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique
by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023
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