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bacon pants 

When your pants smell like bacon
When I got home from work I made Breakfast for Dinner. Afterward when I was changing into my pajamas I noticed that my pants smelled like bacon pants
bacon pants by chardmore April 15, 2014

Bacon head

Bacon bonse is a nonse. Bacon head is an equivalent, also a paedophile.
Dirty bacon head, dirty sex case.
Bacon head by Afcdon78 June 3, 2018

bacon bit 

A large chunk of earwax that can randomly fall out from the ear canal, closely resembling a bacon bit.
As the mistress reached for the wine, a bacon bit fell from her ear into the chicken platter.
bacon bit by Mama Mott January 30, 2019

Bacon Brain 

Someone who makes illogical comments against veganism, vegetarianism or animal rights on social media or in person, as a result of over-consumption of meat products causing fatty build ups in the brain
Joe Rogan has a severe case of bacon brain
Bacon Brain by Ethica Lee September 4, 2020

Bacon Grabber 

Bacon Grabber was 1920s slang for "repo man."
Man 1: Hey, what happened to your new car?
Man 2: I missed too many payments and the bacon grabbers took it away!
Bacon Grabber by Francis ornot August 22, 2021

Bacon strips

1.Big, retro, jheri-curl looking, post-60s-Elvis sideburns. The bigger the better. They are bad-assssssss. Must extend further than the bottom of the earlobe. Hyde from "That 70s Show" illustrates them nicely.
1."Ron has the best bacon strips ever. He's been growing them since puberty."
Bacon strips by pimpin' nikki pee November 28, 2006