bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.

I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.

by Raunchy Redneck February 22, 2017

Rump bump

Chronic acne on ones ass

I tried to clap that, but got too disgusted by her rump bumps

by Mliv March 16, 2020

Bump dump

The act of needing to take a shit immediately due to the fact that your cocaine is on the way!

Omg I got take a bump dump but it's all good cuz that just mean that Andy's here!!

by Breanna ,Vesey-Davis May 24, 2020

Danger Bump

A quick cheeky bump of illicit powder, in a risky environment, like an airport, train station, sofa in a sweedish furniture shop, fake taxi, or say whilst driving your car.
Feeling sketchy in an airport? Quick danger bump in the toilet will sort that out.

"Hey pal, we're driving through tooting, would it be rude not to have a cheeky bump?
Great idea....a danger bump"

by Spiritualist May 24, 2020

Le bump

le bump is slang for a pregnant woman who kinda just do be bumping

Wow mrs Jefferson has le bump

by mpy May 30, 2020

Deathbed Bumping

When someone on a forum bumps a thread that isn't quite necro, but is well on it's way to be there.

(7/8/2020) XtaCool says: "Good idea, I approve!"
(7/22/2020) BCVDox says: "haha yeah that's a great idea"
(7/22/2020) XtaCool says: "Dude, why are you Deathbed Bumping?"

by JuiceDrop October 22, 2020

Bullshit Bump

A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.

Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.

by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020