Noun.
A person who has excessive tendencies to make visits to Best Buy with the intentions of buying 8343924.342 movies. A Kyal Bender would like to watch movies 18.3 hours of the day if was able and the other 2.7 sleeping and consuming fatty, greasy foods. Do not make intentions on asking a Kyal Bender to do anything other than his daily routine; movie buying, movie watching, eating, and sleeping. A Kyal Bender will not intend to do so.
A person who has excessive tendencies to make visits to Best Buy with the intentions of buying 8343924.342 movies. A Kyal Bender would like to watch movies 18.3 hours of the day if was able and the other 2.7 sleeping and consuming fatty, greasy foods. Do not make intentions on asking a Kyal Bender to do anything other than his daily routine; movie buying, movie watching, eating, and sleeping. A Kyal Bender will not intend to do so.
On August 19, 2007 in the very small valley town of Auburn a Kyal Bender was on his way home from church who unhappily went and stopped by his friend Best Buy only to realize disappointment when he bought his 500th movie and it was not one of his favorites.
by christinawould January 2, 2009
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Just like a bender, but the participant is sober. Usually sober benders are undertaken by regular drug users who have realized that they are showing signs of addiction. In such a situation, the individual may decided to spend a period of time going cold-turkey. In addition to going cold-turkey, sober benders involve the user also attending various club nights out, often more than they would have previously done while taking drugs.
Those who undertake sober benders often find they have an excess of money due to their zero consumption of alcohol or other substances. Hence they may go on more nights out, more expensive nights out, or spend shit-loads of money on vinyl.
Just like a bender, but the participant is sober. Usually sober benders are undertaken by regular drug users who have realized that they are showing signs of addiction. In such a situation, the individual may decided to spend a period of time going cold-turkey. In addition to going cold-turkey, sober benders involve the user also attending various club nights out, often more than they would have previously done while taking drugs.
Those who undertake sober benders often find they have an excess of money due to their zero consumption of alcohol or other substances. Hence they may go on more nights out, more expensive nights out, or spend shit-loads of money on vinyl.
Harry: Hey Carl last night I decided to give the mandy a knock on the head for a while.
Carl: What's wrong with you Harry, you love the white rocks?!
Harry: Not anymore Carl I'm on a sober bender.
Sam: I went sober-bender once. I quite enjoyed it. Then I did loads of coke and died.
Carl: What's wrong with you Harry, you love the white rocks?!
Harry: Not anymore Carl I'm on a sober bender.
Sam: I went sober-bender once. I quite enjoyed it. Then I did loads of coke and died.
by Rehabilitated Bloke May 8, 2014
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Genre bending: When you take a (or many) classic type(s) of (movie\novel) subject(s) and set it (them) in a totally different type of setting.
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In relation to Bender Bending Rodríguez a fictional robot in Futurama.
In relation to Bender Bending Rodríguez a fictional robot in Futurama.
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Get the Chicken tender bender mug.A phrase for one who is incompetent or inexperienced at hockey. The word is believed to originate from American high school hockey, and has spread into mainstream culture to describe anyone who is unskilled at an activity. The Canadian phrase hoser also has a similar meaning in youth sports.
Atonym: dangle
Atonym: dangle
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