batting

To hang upside down in a bat like position with you arms in a v shape against your hips. Pictures will then be taken and uploaded to social networking sites. The more unusual the position and place, the better the batting.

John: Yo, bros! Wanna go out and do some planking tonight?

Jeff: No way homeslice, we should do owling instead!

Jimmy: You two are both wrong! We gotta be doing batting now, planking and owling are so 2010!

John: You want me to go batting? That sounds gay.

Jimmy: I'll do some batting off your bunk bed if you don't shut up.

John: Come in my room and I'll fucking kill you.

Jimmy: I love you

John: Get out

by vid811 July 26, 2011

Mischa Barton

The only reason I sometimes watch the O.C.

Mischa Barton is smoking hot.

by demoncleaner May 15, 2008

Reset button

After eating to much, making yourself throw up by pushing the reset button.

I dated this girl who routinely ate to much, just to go to the bathroom to hit the reset button

by childerhose February 13, 2009

ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.

by Rondog December 16, 2007

Button-Docking

Similar to conventional docking, however an uncircumcised man's foreskin engulfs an outtie belly button. This activity is available to both homosexual and heterosexual couples.

Have you heard of the button-docking party happening tomorrow night? Outties and uncircumcised lads only!

I discovered that Linda had an outtie, so I totally button-docked my tip to that shit!

by Dr. Belly Fucker January 5, 2010

Button Rape

The male version of button raping is grasping the penis and placing the thumb on the japs-eye and firmly pushing it down as it if was a button.

The female version is placing your hand over a woman's breast and poking at the nipple firmly.

Dude, That Megan girl button raped me so bad last night. Fucking stang like a bitch.

by buttonbasher May 14, 2010

scrolla buttones

Scroll Buttons

strong bad uses scrooooooolla buttones to surf the web.

by Teh Whore September 9, 2003